Motorhead-Motorizer 2008
This is like the 20th full length album of this band? Gosh, people just don't know when it's time to completely fuck off and start some fishing or just retire for good.
Lemmy Kilmister, a senior metalhead which became the most well known cliche of the global metal scene for his unexplained ability of not being in a protected tenancy after all his "sex drugs and alcohol" years, still manage to pull out new albums each now and then, for the absolute sake of nothing. This band sounds tired and exhausted, exactly as they did in their first album, but this is their fucking 20th, and it doesn't bearable anymore. 'Inferno' had some intense moments and 'Kiss Of Death' had a few "okay" songs, but this is a joke.
The problem starts when you pulling the same joke more than a couple of times and when you pull it at such a high frequency. It literally gets fucking boring and suspiciously pathetic.
'Runaround Man' open this album in a quite alarming way. It's just go through the motions with pretty banal riffs without any catchy moments or a sole intense idea. It's just a generic Motorhead filler, and it's quite a bad choice for an opener. 'Teach You How To Sing The Blues' has one short rock n roll catchy hook after the chorus, but other than that it's another tiresome song plus a quite amorphous lead guitar section. 'When The Eagle Screams' begins in a very promising way with a ballsy catchy riff, too bad it has no appropriate continuation. So we've got one good riff which carries Lemmy tired vocals in the chorus, other unmemorable generic riffs here and there, and another weak solo attempt to fill an empty hole. Still, not a good song. The rest of the album is disappointing as well. They can't pull off anymore these simple ideas which made classics such as 'Ace Of Spades' or 'Overkill' for what they are. They can write an okay riff here and there, but they can't pull out a full good song anymore. They simply lost their touch.
Motorhead are the same old horse which keeps on running but never gets tired. The same old beer that everybody drinks. The same old superman that kiddies will blindly adore. It's the same fragile snorts of old Lemmy. The same half assed plodding riffs we've heard before and the same boring, uninspired drum beats that each kiddy can pull out with his cheap plastic drum kit. It's the same utter boredom we've heard dozens of times before, and we'll probably hear until the band splits up, and god knows how much albums we'll need to suffer until that happen.
It's also the same album that stupid, bad drunk heavyweight beerbellies will adore, because this is fucking Motorhead and Lemmy ownz.
Tell you what, if you like your heavy metal tired, repetitive, unambitious with extremely medicore generic riffs, then you are seriously need to get this album as soon as possible, Have fun!
This is like the 20th full length album of this band? Gosh, people just don't know when it's time to completely fuck off and start some fishing or just retire for good.
Lemmy Kilmister, a senior metalhead which became the most well known cliche of the global metal scene for his unexplained ability of not being in a protected tenancy after all his "sex drugs and alcohol" years, still manage to pull out new albums each now and then, for the absolute sake of nothing. This band sounds tired and exhausted, exactly as they did in their first album, but this is their fucking 20th, and it doesn't bearable anymore. 'Inferno' had some intense moments and 'Kiss Of Death' had a few "okay" songs, but this is a joke.
The problem starts when you pulling the same joke more than a couple of times and when you pull it at such a high frequency. It literally gets fucking boring and suspiciously pathetic.
'Runaround Man' open this album in a quite alarming way. It's just go through the motions with pretty banal riffs without any catchy moments or a sole intense idea. It's just a generic Motorhead filler, and it's quite a bad choice for an opener. 'Teach You How To Sing The Blues' has one short rock n roll catchy hook after the chorus, but other than that it's another tiresome song plus a quite amorphous lead guitar section. 'When The Eagle Screams' begins in a very promising way with a ballsy catchy riff, too bad it has no appropriate continuation. So we've got one good riff which carries Lemmy tired vocals in the chorus, other unmemorable generic riffs here and there, and another weak solo attempt to fill an empty hole. Still, not a good song. The rest of the album is disappointing as well. They can't pull off anymore these simple ideas which made classics such as 'Ace Of Spades' or 'Overkill' for what they are. They can write an okay riff here and there, but they can't pull out a full good song anymore. They simply lost their touch.
Motorhead are the same old horse which keeps on running but never gets tired. The same old beer that everybody drinks. The same old superman that kiddies will blindly adore. It's the same fragile snorts of old Lemmy. The same half assed plodding riffs we've heard before and the same boring, uninspired drum beats that each kiddy can pull out with his cheap plastic drum kit. It's the same utter boredom we've heard dozens of times before, and we'll probably hear until the band splits up, and god knows how much albums we'll need to suffer until that happen.
It's also the same album that stupid, bad drunk heavyweight beerbellies will adore, because this is fucking Motorhead and Lemmy ownz.
Tell you what, if you like your heavy metal tired, repetitive, unambitious with extremely medicore generic riffs, then you are seriously need to get this album as soon as possible, Have fun!
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